It’s the Kielbasa Kid…

and we’re still a good way off before Easter gets here but the candy makers are getting their stuff ready for us to buy now. If chocolate eggs aren’t really your thing you could always give your kids “Bunny Farts”. Bunny Farts are Cotton Candy made by a company called Bag of Farts. I’m sorry but Bunny Farts don’t sound appealing let alone naming your company Bag of Farts. Either way the Farts company makes the Little Stinker Bag of Bunny Farts Cotton Candy. The packaging shows a cute bunny passing a puff of gas, and says the bunny has a “magically unique” diet of apples, carrots, and candy, resulting in farts “that are sugary and delicious.” Bag of Farts donates ten percent of all profits to a specific cause– you can find it on Amazon. I think I’ll stick to Chocolate bunnies but even they have people talking. British retailer Marks and Spencer ) is selling a chocolate “yoga bunny” and is shaped like a rabbit in the “downward dog” position (down on all fours with straight arms and legs.) But people on social media are calling the bunny’s pose suggestive. Hey get your mind out of the gutter. It’s just a chocolate Easter Bunny that likes to stick its butt up in the air but doesn’t blow bunny farts.